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Pretty much any Volvo just screams Sweden.

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2015 Lincoln ______

As much as it hurts to say it, the one modern vehicle that most transcends social rank is the Toyota Prius.

Every safety feature ever. We all whine about traction control, ABS, and stability control, but the truth is I wouldn’t want to drive a car without any of them.

Whatever knobhead at Jaguar came up with this should be falconpunched in the ballsack.

What’s a G spot?

What’s the terminal velocity of a 2001 Hyundai dropped from a plane?

The other two members of the new trio could not be reached for comment.

I actually like the Aztek. Especially compared to this.

No. Needs to look something like this:

Chevrolet Spark: The official car of poor life choices.

Dad, get off the Internet.

I have always had a weird fascination with Chernobyl and this is yet another reason why I think it is morbidly interesting.

Marry a woman that likes cars?

It's kind of a big fucking deal. I don't think that Jalopnik would be what it is without Top Gear having been there first.

Chris Harris for new Top Gear presenter!

Well, look at the time ... it's already fuck this shit o'clock!

BBC can suck my fracas.