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Do you have her number? I'm 48, and she sounds like a hell of a good time.

Oh food? I bet you his ass walks for that!

Viper shooting brake!

I know what you mean. Aaron Foley is a man of passion. Passion about Detroit. So much passion, in fact, he becomes erect at the sound of "Det..." – he's anticipating the end syllable so he can ejaculate right at "–roit." It's a Detroit thing, man. You just wouldn't understand.

Honda Prelude

Although not a huge fan of Japanese steel at all, the *hardtop* Lexus SC would have to be my contender. It lived almost exclusively in the 90's and was a competent sporty coupe. And dead reliable

Porsche 944

The RX-7 is an obvious choice. We've been teased for years with the promise of a "new" Rotary:

Brown. It's making a comeback in some models. But I think it's greatly underused. Unfortunately it really is hit or miss. On large SUVs it looks terrible. But on some cars it can be pulled off really well.

I have a GLH Turbo with lots of extra boost.

Buick Roadmaster. It's basically a giant living space with a Corvette engine, what more could you want?

Bro

The Rover James obviously. By the time you get to push all of the kids out the house and retire from your job, you probably won't be in shape to drive much more than this...

Because after half a century of hard work you deserve a 120db and a mistress.

Three wheels of fun.