Mr. Giles, can you make a SRT Town & Country? rwd or awd, with enough power to forget we have those monsters sitting at the back seats watching Nick Jr.?

Or shit themselves which, incidently, is also a deal-breaker in that car.

And you are full of shit.

Who is Ralph Gilles? Seriously? You know you're on Jalopnik right?

So the V6 can really appeal to it's target audience.

Such a good looking car, even after all this time.

Mazda RX-7 (FD-3S). Only available for 3 model years, sadly.

Why? looks like an unfinished clay model.

It was a bit dumb to think it would succeed this side of the pond, but the Phaeton was a damn fine car that failed miserably.

Audi's dull wood looks quite fantastic to me:

Just wait until you see the CVT shifter, it is a large purple dildo.

Shucks...I was hoping the new Stang would feature the new, more contemporary Ford badge.

Is it just me or is Ralph Gilles a rockstar? Supposedly he was out to two local autocrosses in the shadow of Chrysler HQ this year, and I missed them both. From interviews it really seems like he's a real deal car guy first and a bigwig second.

White face gauges would be better. Does the snake guy stick his tongue at you if you're going too slow? :p

I find myself calling it the "Tightest Anus". Everyone seems to shit themselves after they're done driving it.

TA actually stands for Titty Anal. It was named by a child with turrets. They were his only words after first seeing the new Viper.

The 2014 SRT Viper Tiger Anus. Dont poke it, or it will f*ck you up!

Forgive me, but this car makes the Jaguar F-Type Coupe look like a BRZ. It is, THE sex. As an added bonus, you will never see a rich trophy wife pull up next to you in the same car.

I actually thought that car was really cool looking in the movie.