If we completely destroyed the moon, light would be the least of our problems.

You realize that they probably cleaned it before the next fight, right?

Does your location not have have pumps with credit card slots? Also, if it’s cold put a coat on. Jeez.

I let a girl get away with hitting me exactly once. In high school some bitch got mad at me for telling her that her ass crack of falling out of her jeans. Now, that’s completely understandable. I should have kept that comment to my self. But high school me was even more of an asshole than current me. What’s not…

I want one of those lighters though

Cocaine is awesome man don’t knock it till you try it

I’d stand in line for days for some $15-20/gram blow

Cite that statement about VA in the Code of Virginia

Today in things that never happened

I’ve huffed canned air before. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Zero high and the bitterant took a good day to leave my mouth. If I was a drug addict in a bind, I’d go for huffing gas or spray paint before I even thought about canned air.

If canned air is leaving a residue, then you’re doing it wrong

Way to generalize. #notallsmokers

What exactly is the point in a laptop that runs android?

What does the ‘P’ in ’PSL’ stand for? I’m assuming the ‘SL’ is speed limit.

My question is: will it be a voluntary recall, and, if so, what percentage of TDI owners will actually have the fix done. I know that if I had one I wouldn’t want to do the recall.

I have a boring job right now. It’s awesome. I get paid to spend like 30 hours a week playing on my phone or napping and the other 10 working. For instance, right now I’m getting paid to smoke a cigarette and post this comment. Not bad at all.

Oh okay my bad

There are hundreds of *chans

>implying this isn’t just a cover for acquisition by the feds

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