"Inconsistent".

"How to make the iPad exciting again". Easy, make it run Windows OS Metro the crap out of it.

Holy cow!

With all the people saying this will never make it to market and be blocked by some regulatory body. What about this, 'Kickstarter'.

Funny how this is one of the promising articles I have ever read on any Gawker site. However, it is too short and leaves you wanting more. But when it is about Snooki we get way too much details and useless information. G, go Gawkermobile.

Excellent story, this is why you are my favorite Kotaku writer. Always have a positive outlook. I can image it brought a tear to your eye when writing it. Recounting all the god times. You two sound very alike by the way you spoke about him. I would even go sa far as to name you "Stephen 'Sugar Jr' Totilo".

If I play this game, do I have to be Tiger Woods? Can I be Vijay Sing, or Craig Stadler, or to a lesser extent John Daly?

"If only I were younger. If only I were more bored and more blonde. If only I didn't have this damnable compulsion to make sure my controllers match not only each other",

At $50/month. This equates to $600/year for a monthly plan. plus $99 for the phone price. Which is $699.99 for 1 year, pretty good considering the off contract Lumina 800 was $800.00 for a lesser phone. This is a good deal considering you will need a monthly plan anyways, may as well be subsidized.

Black Phone I assume you meant, right? ;)

I think you just wanted to say that you 'Lost your Focus". No pun intended?

FYI. In the Simpsons Game, I noticed posters for EA game of 'Sitar Hero' with Apu. Funny I thought.

At a price of 30 million. I guess I should only buy 4.

I quite enjoyed your story. Very much so. Plus I laughed at the 'forrins' took me some time to understand that. I always thought that if I went around there in Japan with my flag visible (Canadian) that I would be flocked to and admired. Not thought of as a 'forrin' although It is not likely as bad as I imagine.

If it comes to the USA & Canada I will buy it. Free2play model would be a great substitute for the Hunters License. Come on Sonic Team, you used to be so cool. Time for a throwback. Or at the very least bring back a HD PSO Version 1 & 2. Consoles are best, but I can settle for PC.

I would just like to state that I did not purchase this game for obvious reasons. The first being that I have a Windows Phone.

I love Windows Phone, it just works for me. I am now pro Microsoft.

25 times. That is the amount of times exobrain was mentioned. That is too much. Dear Sir/Madam, please use this term far less in the future. That is all.

Nuts to the Mac. I would still go with a Vaio. REFEURB, already up to 50% off. Plus all refurbished Configure To Orders are on sale now an additional 15% off. 20% if you get corp discounts.

"How to Fight the Slow OS Update / No OS Update Injustice", you should note that the workaround for this is also for Zune software for Windows 7 Devices. Unplugging your router when it searches for updates.