Toys are not what they used to be. They may look the same but something about them is different. Have you recently noticed that the chest on Barbie Dolls has been greatly downsized? It is not that 'big' of a problem I suppose. It is just odd. It teaches kids more realistic proportions which is good but I was shocked…

Right now. I am wearing socks.

On this weeks cover: Magibon. Love those videos. I do not know why, but they are hypnotizing,

@wtf_G: Change to MolestedAnt. Problem solved.

@mayfaire: Co-op is much better in Fable III. So is the gameplay. It is weaker due to the ease of the game. However you cannot easily compare this version to 1 or 2, as it has a newer feel. It is something you should try. Even rent it.

I would have won this contest. I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

@PwnzasaurusRex: For hope of a typo.

"I haven't included Canada for obvious reasons"

Microsoft is the new cable company.

@drizzt_rocks: My sarcasm detector is off the charts on that one.

We should have had the option to pay for certain tiers. I do not use facebook, last.fm. I only use Zune (movies in Canada) and the Online games. People who want those services should pay. Not the general userbase.

So what we see is 6000 years old? That is crazy. Is that why with all the stars out there we still do not see a lit up night sky? Due to the stars being so far away?

So what we see is 6000 years old? That is crazy. Is that why with all the stars out there we still do not see a lit up night sky? Due to the stars being so far away?

@bacon117: That's what she said

@willyolio: if we developed FTL travel. That's easy. You just do not tell them. Nothing worse than someone telling you your life has meant nothing. They better find that out on their own like I did.

@Skunky: No Toyota drivers, not yet.

So this is a one way mission. 100 men and 100 women on a spaceship leaving earth and never coming back. Can take a lifetime or more. So every 20 years in they would have to mate. "Number #96 it's your turn pick your mate and get to it." Sounds like a great party if you ask me.

Oh Gizmodo, why must everything have a jet engine?

@Mike Utley's Mullet: Caillou would make a terrible therapist.

That would make a nice gift to myself. I subscribe so I am in.