Are we brave enough to become the solution to our own undoing before it’s too late?

So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

She deserves all the praise for doing that while apparently pregnant, but as shows go, that was as mediocre as mediocre gets. The songs carried. The performance, the staging, the design, the lack of surprises. As by the numbers as you can get with these.

Couldn’t disagree more with Rudy being #1, but I know I’m in the minority so I can accept it. HOWEVER, how do you completely leave off Necessary Roughness?

I think Spaceballs is one word, not two. “Space Balls” is when you put a rubber band tightly around your scrotum to cut off circulation, then have your partner slap them with a package of astronaut ice cream until you cum.

Man, we must have been watching different shows last night. I haven’t laughed that hard at an SNL episode in years. Pedro Pascal was game, he was ready, and he slayed it. You can tell the cast was having a blast too because of all the corpsing (I haven’t seen that much corpsing since the Jimmy Fallon days).

Bravo for pointing out the sad clown energy of John Cena. That is just *chefs kiss*

His Blade Runner performance is definitely what put him over the top. All these guys have good comedic timing from hamming it up during their wrestling days. Maybe it helps that Bautista has less faceman charisma than Johnson or Cena, but regardless he takes it to another level. His performances also don’t boil down…

“For much of her career, the roles offered to Stone either involved playing the psychosexual femme fatale.”

Pesci: “You think I’m sexy? Sexy how? Sexy like a bombshell? Do I arouse you?”

As an almost elderly person I agree and am not looking forward to being scammed one of these days.

that’d be gneiss

Call me naive, but I really had my money on shale being considered “the” rock.

I’m gonna watch this on my cell phone in about three months and then decide if it’s a good movie. 

They still have to pay residuals to the talent that made the shows. It's likely not much per episode but it's not zero.

Zaslav’s strategy seems to be the equivalent of “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?” That’s a hacky punchline and so is he.

There’s a pretty significant demographic out there that constantly fantasizes about their own “one bad day” scenarios, so it shouldn’t be too baffling.

Having to eat and work out to maintain that level of jacked-ness must be debilitating mentally (if not physically) after a while. Also, anybody who thinks these guys are going from schlubby to fucking ripped without all of the pharmacy tricks their doctors can give them is delusional, so having to get on steroids and…

I could just stay home and look in a mirror for two hours for that. Save some bucks.

The Family Ties episode where he drinks vanilla extract and beats up Michael J. Fox. It was all downhill from there.