Pfftt.  Pac-12 refs do worse than this every week in conference.  Never attribute malfeasance to what can just as easily be chalked up to incompetence.

+1 unwanted grey/gray penis.

As a non-New Yorker, I will never understand the fawning adoration of Eli.  I get Jeter, even though he is 50% overrated because of New York, but I do understand their love of him.  Eli has none of that.  He was a perfectly average, boring QB for a long time.  His game never, not even in the SB’s, never rose above…

Fuckin’ A.  In a prior lifetime, I was a bit of a brawler.  Gave out a few and got a few.  Would attest that nothing like a good ass-kicking to recalibrate your world view.  I can guarantee that, much like their orange dipshit boss, none of these ghouls has ever been in a fight.  

How dare they remake “Children of the Corn 1-IX” or whatever.

I realize that by necessity, most NFL beat reporters are sycophants to these petty tyrants. However, last week he said that he has never coached players to play dirty. Say again? This was adjudicated by the league, and he admitted to Bountygate. This is not a fact in dispute. He did this and probably still does it,…

Let he among you that hasn’t draped his penis in a washcloth and paraded it around in front of the artist painting a mural of you in your house feel free to cast the first stone.

#Grit.

Yes (!), yes, sure, probably, yes, unknown, dude, unknown, yes, maybe, no, yes (probably a freak), yes.

“The Defense rests.  I said the Defense rests!”

Same.

Wow. Seems a bit of an overreaction.

Looks batshit but awesome.  “Alright, have it your way” looks to be an epic line.  

Fortunately, I don’t use mouth wash OR exercise.  Winner!

I can’t count how many times I dropped a timely “First Doooowwwwnn” in games of Madden lo so many years ago.  

Yes.

Nice; stuck that fucking landing.  What percentage of GoFundMe campaigns are to pay medical bills?  30%?  50%?  #FuckinMAGA

I’m old and fucking cranky (for obvious reasons), but the appeal of Eddie Redmayne is entirely lost on me.  Lost I say.  

Likely both, but yeah.

Dear God.  Quite literally, the most petty, ridiculously absurd thing I might have ever heard of.  What a fucking joke Stephens is.