Yeah, no.

James Harden is least enjoyable superstar to watch in NBA history.  His game is brutal, and whatever the flaws of the Warriors are, I am here for it.  His flopping/kicking/pushing off gaming of the system is unwatchable and should not be rewarded.  

This.  

First, sincerely glad you have improved, Drew. Not having you in my life was...too much.

If Nurkic was healthy, would/could Portland have been favored over GS?  Without Cousins, I think so.  Nurkic is really good, and with Dame going HAM, sure feels like they could.

Came here prepared to rant about our inherently unfair system of justice, but this Order actually seems reasonable.  Video going to come out, which is as others have already pointed out better than I, the worst punishment he faces.

Clearly does not appear that trailer is using anything from actual show, but with that said, this looks.....fucking terrible.

Robert Wagner approves this comment.  Seconded by Christopher Walken.

I know, I just really dislike that word.  I’m a dude, so in theory shouldn’t lead to such a visceral reaction, but I hate it.  Even for people like Ingraham (who is the textbook definition).

Counterpoint:  Gruden gets up every morning at 3:47 AM.  So now what do you have to say, huh smart guy?

I love how this racist skeletal succubus calls her a “Trump hater” like it is some sort of indictment.  Bitch, most of America, and the entire world outside of parts of Russia hates that mother fucker.  You are the outlier, you craven c-word.  

Is the actress pictured above a member of the Lollipop Guild?  In that she looks like a lollipop.

Isn’t USC, at best, average?  Very far from an elite educational institution.  I have always heard it described as the “University of Second Chances,” and understood it to be merely a school for rich, dumb kids.  Cannot imagine dumping this much coin to get your stupid kid into a school that they don’t even want to go…

Yep, that’s the one.

So he’s doing his first documentary?

Came here for the same thing.

I cannot imagine a scenario in which a court would find them to be independent contractors.  Like nil.  

Did they open with “Cranial Digression” or “Visual Vertigo?”  They put on some epic sets back in the day.

Is there a reason Iron Man just doesn’t make an iron man suit for everyone?  I mean, one dude uses a bow-and-fucking-arrow and there’s a lady that’s good a jiu-jitsu.  Pretty sure they could use an upgrade.  Hell, even Captain America would be better off with one, right?

Scott Conant hates some mother fucking onions.  There is always some jackass chef that has apparently never watched the fucking show before, or alternatively, thinks they are going to be the one to turn Scott around on raw onions.  Scott would take that raw onion, rip your head off, and shove it down your throat you…