There’s burning bridges then there is what this guy is doing.  He is burning the bridges, gathering the ashes and scattering them to the wind, then going back and salting the earth on both banks.  

Fiction?

Whoa. Hadn’t seen the episode yet, and didn’t cheat and read the review, but did watch this.

I think I speak for all decent people:  fuck this guy.

Yet he who hasn’t masturbated at a bar at 9:15 AM cast the first stone.

This was Larry Miller’s baby.  Made his money with auto dealerships, bought the Jazz in 1984, and rolled from there.  Opened it up right before the Great Recession, then he passed away.  His family was not as emotionally invested in it as the patriarch, and it just kind of floundered in years since.

Set of First Take is true Devil’s Triangle.  The show America deserves in 2018.

Those all suck too.  Your point?

I know it made a ton of money, but is anyone clamoring for more Avatar movies?  It is the most forgettable, least re-watchable blockbuster maybe ever.

First of all, relax.  Second, there have been studies done of this (of course using Psycho 101 students) that do indicate people generally are married to persons of similar physical attractiveness.  It’s pretty much a biological reality, that these shows so blatantly ignore, hence the pushback.  Because we all know…

The beautiful game!

Spot on.  Yeah, if this is his “bad Dad” behavior, God help me.

I just assume every seat at a Ja Rule concert was empty.  The more you know.

Slow clap.

Did anybody check under the stairs?

Seriously, “Get a Life” was frickin’ hysterical.  I loved it so much, but was perhaps the only one.  

I always say the same things when seeing her: she’s delightful.  

Holy shit.  That looks...AWESOME.  

I will let your statistical analysis speak for itself.  Applying my sophisticated “eyeball” test to what has transpired thus far, it simply seems the Red Sox are better.  Perhaps much better.  

Wasn’t Solder like 50-50 on retiring after last season?  Those were sure the rumors in New England, so you definitely want to toss a bunch of money at him.