I’m literally going to be the old asshole going “back in my day,” but some of this stuff is pretty minor.  The bathroom stall issue (whether peed or peeped) is over the line, but otherwise most of it is standard high school football shit.  I have even heard worse than the suicide line, and none of it rose to anything…

Yes.  Mountains of it apparently.  

Real start is scarf-lady; would have taken a lightning strike right behind her to raise her pulse.

Illuminati are so weird at these things; they always insist on sitting by themselves, don’t mingle, and I recall they only eat off special plates they bring stamped with the all-knowing eye.  Could be wrong though.

I have neither the time or desire to dive down this rabbit hold of insanity, but do his “followers” ever hold him accountable for his wrong predictions? I had a crazed nutbag from high school (Thanks, Facebook) who spent months trying to convince me that Jones was right like “95% of the time.”  I never engaged him in…

October 6th is a potluck type-thing, right?  Have we all gotten our food assignments?  I was really hoping to get apps; have a killer jalapeno-artichoke dip I was dying to bring.

Hey, let’s not jump to any conclusions. Unless we know the full history of the deceased, we really can’t make a decision about the guy shot down in his OWN FUCKING APARTMENT. I am sure he once smoked weed or something, which as we all know, is a gateway drug to being an innocent victim of the police.

Really, whom among us hasn’t lubed up with Rodrigo while dog sitting?  He without sin cast the first stone I say!

They do a good job hiding all the wires.

So many Duke-Lakers-Cowboys fans are going to be picking these bad boys up!

In the real world, actions have consequences.  His action was to act like a fucking asshole; consequence was getting his ass kicked.  We realize Trumpers live in a white-people consequence free world, but well and truly, get fucked.

Well, they did sell out two nights at Safeco Field in minutes, raising over $11,000,000 for homeless charities in the process.  Have two more sold out shows at Wrigley this weekend, then two more at Fenway over Labor Day.  So, I guess?

1850s.

Man, so many white people are concerned about setting race relations back.  

Honest question: is there anyone, anywhere, that doesn’t believe Trump regularly dropped N-bombs throughout his life (and much, much worse)?  His supporters like him for it - they regularly do the same.  His detractors all believe he is a confirmed racist.  So what discussion are we having?  What is the point?  A…

That’s nice, but he’s no Big Al.

I was fortunate enough to be a both shows.  Friday’s was an epic performance from the band.  Visceral. Sincere. Emotional. Transcendent.

48-year-old grown ass man here.  Let’s just say I wouldn’t be stepping to young Mr. Blaze.

Or any age really.  

They had the same reaction the first time they saw human breasts.  Ahh, who am I kidding, none of these dorks have ever seen a naked (human) woman.