Wow!  Gorgeous.

If he would have stuck to gnawing on logs, all of this could have been avoided.

Great comment.  Way, way too underrated.  Take all my stars.

Nose down, dude is a straight-up chipmunk.  There is no denying this.

For the love of God, get Leitch to a fainting couch.

Correct take.  Sure, unfortunate and a tragic loss to those that cared about them, but a huge element of “they pretty much signed up for this shit, right?”  If you voluntarily choose to do crazy stunts that are highly dangerous, well, sometimes your choice will result in your death.  Not so much a tragedy as it is an…

I’m purely a vacation, recreational type diver, but 11 hours!  Holy shit, blows my mind.  A few days ago, seemed like this would ultimately play out with a positive outcome.  Now, this story makes that seem much less likely.  Hoping for the best for these kids and the people working so hard to try and save them.

Probably correct.  Why budge nudged up from $1.2 to $1.3.

In my opinion, a little aggressive on employment.  No way that dude picks apples two days a week.  Maybe an afternoon, but no way 2 whole days.  Otherwise, spot on.

That’s a bit, not a recycled joke.  Actually funnier as it gets more repetitive; almost building on it.  

Most punchable.  He sucks, is a douche, but keeps getting work.  2018 for ya’.

I have two goldendoodles, and I would just say that everything in this story rings 100% true.  Now, back to petting my dogs.  “Who’s a good girl?  Who’s a good girl?  Yeah, pretty rough day at work...”

How about little #7 from the Philippines climbing the ladder a couple of times!

I think mine are all music related:

Shooter was easy to track down, given the MAGA hat and all.

Obviously wouldn’t happen, but what if they just started hammering shots in their own goal?  Clearly the better decision.

Row won’t be overturned; not how it works.  Supreme Court majority doesn’t change and they go “let’s get rid of that case.”  No, states will pass legislation making abortion illegal.  Those laws will be challenged, and the challenges doomed to failure before the Supreme Court.  Some states it will stay legal.  Others…

Abortion rights and gay-marriage will be illegal in 20 or so states by next summer.  Done.  Over.  Those “rights” are gone.

Not so fast.  A mountain of evidence that he is versus no evidence that he isn’t.  I think the jury is still out!

MAGA, fuckos!  Reap the whirlwind!