Probably correct.  Why budge nudged up from $1.2 to $1.3.

In my opinion, a little aggressive on employment.  No way that dude picks apples two days a week.  Maybe an afternoon, but no way 2 whole days.  Otherwise, spot on.

That’s a bit, not a recycled joke.  Actually funnier as it gets more repetitive; almost building on it.  

Most punchable.  He sucks, is a douche, but keeps getting work.  2018 for ya’.

I have two goldendoodles, and I would just say that everything in this story rings 100% true.  Now, back to petting my dogs.  “Who’s a good girl?  Who’s a good girl?  Yeah, pretty rough day at work...”

How about little #7 from the Philippines climbing the ladder a couple of times!

I think mine are all music related:

Shooter was easy to track down, given the MAGA hat and all.

Obviously wouldn’t happen, but what if they just started hammering shots in their own goal?  Clearly the better decision.

Row won’t be overturned; not how it works.  Supreme Court majority doesn’t change and they go “let’s get rid of that case.”  No, states will pass legislation making abortion illegal.  Those laws will be challenged, and the challenges doomed to failure before the Supreme Court.  Some states it will stay legal.  Others…

Abortion rights and gay-marriage will be illegal in 20 or so states by next summer.  Done.  Over.  Those “rights” are gone.

Not so fast.  A mountain of evidence that he is versus no evidence that he isn’t.  I think the jury is still out!

MAGA, fuckos!  Reap the whirlwind!

And....he just threw a couple of double birds!  Argentina or Philly fan?

I don’t know anything about any of this nonsense.  However, I do know that the hipster doofus in the Waltrip tee at the top is in serious need of a beating.  

Sure, but pretty sure we have it coming at this point.

That’s the real story here.

Trumpholes are literally everywhere. #MAGA

My favorite part was the crying little girls. #MAGA

For what it is worth, I said the night he was elected that it was the worst event in America since 1861. Admittedly, a bit of hyperbole at the time motivated by my total shock and outrage, but goddammit, I am starting to think I was far more prescient than I give myself credit for. As an old fucking white guy, I am…