You buried the lede: you voluntarily read The Federalist? Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, man.

I find myself irrationally happy (and probably wrong to feel this way period) about Heath Evans getting his turn in the barrel. A more sanctimonious dick one cannot find, so although I genuinely feel horribly for Ms. Cantor, I am glad Heath is getting shit on.

It’s real AND fabulous.

Average age of freshman team: 27 years old.

How come his eyes are 1/8 inch apart?

On the one hand, THE Ohio State and its fans are pissed, which is always good. On the other hand, the State of Alabama and Nick Saban are happy, which is always bad. I am trapped in a glass case of emotion and confusion.

As an old Jazz fan and season ticket holder, I dare say Mitchell is most exciting rookie since Karl Malone. Darrel Griffith and Adrian Dantley were my first favorites, and this kid definitely looks the part unlike anyone I have seen since Malone. He is doing this within offense, not just free-lancing based upon his…

His penis being stuck in a 13-year-old boy is TECHNICALLY a health matter. So not a lie.

Aww, man, let’s go back even farther. Carl Monday story dropping. Holley Mangold playing HS football. Holy shit, there was some good stuff back in the day.

Not. Shocking. At. All. Isn’t there a rumor that he is the father of one of his co-worker’s children?

While in deep thought, Rose tore his ACL. Shame.

They could put this on loop at my funeral, and I would be just fine with it.

I have never met her. Have no idea who she is or what type of person she is. With that said, I like her a lot.

So you’re saying there’s a chance.....!!!

Can someone explain this one to me: so conservative family member rails against Obamacare as Socialism. Yet they are A.O.K, even supportive, of all the Russian “stuff,” because of many of the same reasons set forth above. Even offering up the occasional “what has Russia ever done to us?” rebuttal. Yet, where is Russia…

I’m not going to cut my mother out of my life over politics. Although I vehemently disagree, some things need to transcend even this. Just a shitty deal.

Hyperbole, chief. Never burned anything down or killed anyone, but way to miss the point. Almost entirely.

Why didn’t we just cancel Thanksgiving this year? I was already treated this morning to a full breakdown of all the imminent indictments for “Fast and Furious” and “Pay to Play” and fucking “Benghazi.” I was told how us dirty liberals were conspiring to keep Trump from making America great, and I should just look at…

Overlooked part of the play - Wilfork just stoning his O-lineman and basically shoving him into Sanchez. Still hysterical, but given Vince’s play, somewhat (only somewhat) more defensible.

Wait, you’re just figuring this out? As an old white guy, saw she was trash years ago.