Wait, that sexual predator was a three sport athlete? WTF?

Oh, but there are plenty of stories out there that he has.

Like all female sexual assault victims at Baylor, the dog was asking for it. What can you do?

In his defense, Lochte is one of the dumbest human beings walking the planet. Not like anything this douchebro does is “well thought out” or “planned in advance” or even “makes a modicum of sense.”

And FERPA doesn’t prohibit disclosure of this type of information. So, like HIPAA, equally inapplicable.

Not private information. Isn't HIPAA, dude.

No snark. Nothing cynical. This is why I love sports-watching her last night was simply inspiring. With all of the other bullshit in all of our lives, it's wonderful to simply sit back and be amazed.

And yet Stephen A. keeps screamin’ along. RIP.

USA! USA! Suck it, world!

What? I'm shocked! They have police in Rio!?!?

Dietrich is so fucking dead. What does he think this is, soccer? Put your shirt on and get ready to get schooled in your next meeting. #playthegametherightway

Unwritten rules! Unwritten rules! Wait, who broke the rule? So confused right now.

F’in a. I love them and wear them all the time. Because, really, who the fuck am I trying/going to impress? Answer: no one. You don’t like them, send them to me.

I have always liked LBJ, and see his worst transgression ( The Decision) as being nothing worse than a little tone-deaf and shortsighted. With this said, I was so bummed to see him drag that team to a title, and lift the metaphorical cloud off of Cleveland. Having that city to kick around was just, comforting. Now,…

Holy fuck baseball players are a bunch of goddamned babies.

Obama and Patrick used the same speechwriter; just like Don Jr. last night. You can’t plagiarize yourself (in this case, the speechwriter). Biden was forced to withdraw, and his career was effectively set back decades. Clinton? What are you referring to?

Is it wrong for me to kind of secretly be hoping that the Rio Olympics are a total shit show? I don’t want people hurt or killed (even though my hoping won’t make a difference, and I do think there are going to be some terrible stories that come from it), and I feel badly for the athletes that have dedicated their…

I agree with your position, but can’t I agree with it and not take umbrage with Schefter’s position? What if it is an acknowledgement that he is ill-equipped to engage in such discussions? What if he, personally, doesn’t think that he wants to be the one to undertake such discourse, given the known response he would…

I’m not even that fired up about it., and would agree with you. Just seems that DS goes out of their way to shit all over anything that may be remotely positive for USMNT.

Wait, your telling me that European soccer championship wasn't all Deadspin makes it out to be? I thought they were the only ones that knew how to play, and everything over here was dogshit? I thought the Copa was a third tier tourney of also-rans? Is that incorrect?