I’m old, and have had the pleasure of seeing a shit ton of bands when the MUSIC WAS GOOD! (Get off my lawn, you hipster fucks.) I will stand by my assertion that the loudest concert I have ever attended was Sugar in 1991-92’ish. Stood in front, right in front of Bob, and don’t think my ears have recovered yet. Man is…

Anybody checking “yourewithmeleather@aol.com?”

I have said this for years: No doubt that Cruise is batshit crazy with, at best, very odd interpersonal skills (did you see him on Stewart the other night?) Cruise the person is, quite simply, off. But, if I was a producer, I would put this crazy SOB in everything I did. He brings it ALL THE TIME. I wouldn’t want to…

Realize dude is 15, but like his old man, that is one slender-ass frame. Could probably slide him through a mail slot. Folded in half.

My favorite part is where everyone points and laughs as junior is getting dry-humped into oblivion.

If she doesn't have a coat made of puppies I will eat my hat.

Or me? Holy shit, didn’t think it was impossible for an actual, professional athlete to look as dumpy as I do.

Not sure about (g) and (h), but (i) and (j) is crap I hear every time I watch sports. White guys are gritty and smart. Black guys are athletic. White guys are hard workers. Black guys are athletic. White guys are natural leaders. Black guys are athletic.

I have two daughters, 9 and 6, who are quite literally the lights of my life. They are clamoring to see this, and quite frankly, I am not sure I am emotionally strong enough to watch it with them. I existentially wrestle with the knowledge that they are going to be hurt, going to disappointed, that things aren’t…

I was going to say, essentially, the same thing. I am a grizzled, pissed-off, angry middle aged man, and I stand by my opinion that the first ten minutes of “Up” is as good a job of filmmaking that exists. In a nearly wordless montage, you see fear, shyness, hope, love, joy, loss, and ultimately sadness, all without…

Very good article, Greg. Maybe you should check out that Black Grantland deelio. I am 45, so I remember the early days of UFC all too well. Buddy had one of those cable black boxes that unscramled every channel, do we would get together and watch them all. It was crazy. New. No one new what to expect. It was human…

Hey, Mike Trout. Baseball just called and it is all on you, dude.

It’s almost like 9/11 truthers have never heard of “perspective.” For his to be a CGI glitch, the other building would have to be 250 stories tall.

Agreed, just offered as an illustration as to how close he was, literally a finger nail, away from 1-5.

Pretty evident that LeBron is staring down the barrel of a 2-4 finals record (which but for a fingernail tip to Ray Allen, would be 1-5), so how does this record impact his long term legacy? Clearly this year his is bringing a spork to a gun fight, but he is still playing his ass off, and is the best player in the…

I think Reggie and Jesse would make a handsome couple; needed Mr. October to get busy.

Oh, the rich irony of grammatically impaired AP telling anyone to “learn something.” Particularly the nuances of labor law and contracts.

Christian Okoye.

Been reading Simmons since ‘98 or so, and his career is far more good than bad. And there is no denying he pioneered the model used today; looking at you Deadspin. I see him going to NBC, and actually following more of a Dan Patrick model.

Wait, so all of those anti-domestic violence ads featuring crying NFL players are total bullshit? Ok, got it.