Don't drink tasteless beer. You shouldn't need to add fruit to any beer, the flavors the brew master intended should speak for themselves.

They need to ditch the high heels. We know women can't fight in them. I don't care how wonderful they are.

Militarized police with break down your door and shoot your dog. I wish they would send a patrol to investigate instead of going in hot.

Play the Peter Gunn theme while reading this

Turtles have nostrils in real life, get over it. Raph and Leo look bad ass. Mikey's brow line is crazy, and Donny is a bit much. Still can't wait to see it though.

Right click, copy image, paste into paint

I am partial to squats :D

Working at restaurants, we used to clean the outside of potatoes with green scrubbies, then coat with olive oil and seasonings.

Half power = 650 watts?

Seriously. GIF blocking by router? I would probably use more tinfoil.

Why? GIFs power the internet. You are draining the internet of kitten powah.

Thread over

How many times must I buy this game?! I put a lot of time and energy into the GC version unlocking everything in Mercenaries. I did not have the same enthusiasm for the Wii version. Popping head shots was a bit too easy with the Wiimote.

I'll stick to Jetpack Joyride

or that

2002-2001, my senior year of high school, Motorola V2290

Tip: Keep all original packing for 90 days. That way in you can easily return your dead video card after it dies 28 days later.

I had one of those, but the depth of cut was so deep that I felt like it wasted a lot of apple.

Do geniuses read quotes about themselves?