Use a plastic zip tie. They are super handy, and I always have some on hand

I have to walk uphill both ways to fill mine

I like to use a dab of white lithium grease in mine.

These are designed for deaf people who already have hearing damage. It can damage your hearing. Be safe!

My second amendment right is not a moral choice.

Or only scrap off 1/10th of the perimeter of each wheel on a coworkers chair for that crazy "Chair rolls like a shopping cart" office prank. Preferably on dress down Friday.

Hot tap water does just fine, and is usually faster than trying to locate a roll of duct tape, which tends to travel in my house.

I am pretty sure these are the 10 things that define humanity. To be happy, just pull some Equilibrium shenanigans. I would like to see some gun kata.

Hence the term "disagreeable" when someone is in a bad mood

Well, since Ford dumped Volvo, it is no longer eligible (last time I checked). But here is how I did it.

Why are the Garry's Mod devs working on Arma?

I got the best deal by marrying the daughter of a Ford employee. "A" Plan + fixed price. I just go and buy a car without negotiation.

Donate them to a friend who sharpens knives. I keep cheap knives around for practice.

Do people really use that much coffee? You will only get like 2 pots out of normal bag. I currently use 1 gram coffee to 1 fluid ounce of water. I was using half that before. I like grams to ounces ratio since every coffee maker has different cup sizes.

I never solder, I just use ingenious application of wire-nuts and black tape.

That is why I drink beer!

Now I just need someone in my house to wash the lids. I don't know how they are always left out of the washing routine. I have 3 on my counter top right now.

Chocolate topped, white cream filling is much better than Boston creme. The custard like crud in the Boston version leaks moisture into the chocolate layer on top, making it soggy and slide of the top.

Seasoning is the easy part. Maintaining it is the hard part.

Now that I think of it, all it takes to be Shepard is an N7 sticker on your body. The rest can be explained away via "customization".