Fake Drake's VOICE is the most Drakiest thing in the world.

Fake Drake is the most Drake looking Drake that ever Draked.

How exactly? Trying to wrestle somebody hand-to-hand who (for all they know) has stabbed several people and is almost certainly still armed?

Uhm, wait a second. "Significantly more history of hate crimes" against gays than Asians? Did you skip the historical chapters on Japanese internment, or shit like this?

Dear Zac Efron:

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

That grin by the security guard in the background is fucking priceless.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.

A Patriots fan in denial?

The news anchor should bet him 100k that Brady doesn't pull it off. #MissedOppurtunity

But how far can he HOLD a football?

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

I think it's split pretty evenly between both. Given the cause, and given that he hasn't gone on to have his own reality tv show, I can forgive him for standing on his soapbox.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.

Given the academic standards of The SEC, they are probably amazed bythe magic boxes.

Back in the day it was even better

Tony Romo is destined to be the most under appreciated player in modern NFL history. 10 years from now, when the Cowboys are going 3-13 a year as a decrepit Jerry Jones clings to life, people will maybe appreciate that an outstanding quarterback kept this mess of a franchise from becoming the Oakland Raiders.

if Brett Favre was responsible for all the Packers' success in the '90s (oh, who's that over there? that's just Reggie White and the elite defense he anchored that made Favre's INTs mostly insignificant. please disregard them and marvel at The Gunslinger) then Tony Romo is responsible for all the Cowboys' December…