I’m not stanning for Ms. Harris quite yet, but Tomorrow’s Leftovers would do herself good to shut her gotdamb mouth before someone serves her on a plate and calls her a grouper.

I know according to white women we aren’t allowed to slut shame but I am going to take this time to say fuck that and tell you that the guys from The Football and Basketball teams at UNLV have a lot of stories about the girl they dubbed Hoover Express. Yes Ms. Lahren was quite the thot back in her undergrad days. Long…

I’m over twice as old as this little shit. I’ve made it this far in life without being the subject of a national news story. It’s not even something I’ve tried not to do. I just don’t go around starting shit. It’s pretty fucking easy, actually. 

aww, mommy couldn’t buy her widdle wat wedemption.

Why are we glossing over the fact that the manager said it was fine, but then told him to go upstairs to a different bartender?

Oh, Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick--I have sex with someone of the opposite gender and this is almost enough to make me switch for simply aesthetic reasons.  Oy.

This is the straight pride flag. I’m not joking.

Have you considered fucking fully off?

“And I kind of don’t watch it now just because it infuriates people so much, like, ‘How? How have you never watched any, any Star Wars?’ And I just kind of wanna see how long I can make it now.”

Fox & Friends must have covered this while the ToddlerInChief was watching. I’m sure he was already hurting from watching #IStandWithIlhan trend much higher on Twitter Wednesday night than those standing with Trump. Now, She gets the hero’s welcome he’s always longed for. “Send He Back”.

Hot take: Pulp Fiction was trash. I remember all the college kids gagging deep on this movie.

Nancy should probably be promoted from intern to editor in chief of the Hawkins newspaper, though her getting to murder Jake Busey’s character with a fire extinguisher was probably reward enough

I am guessing they might go with the staple from the 80’s they have not touched yet… aliens.

Nobody ever had to threaten to send a glass of water back to its own country.

I have to say, I think it’s time for Pelosi and the rest of the old Dem guard to go. If we had a House filled with people like AOC, Tlaib, Omar, and Pressley, Donald would be waist-deep in impeachment by now. We can’t afford centrism anymore. The planet literally can’t take any more Republican dominance and their centr…

Word. And the crazy thing is that if anyone opposes these ideas, they’re not even stuck in the 1950s, because even in the era, we at least saw the CRA get signed and the expansion of the New Deal and Social Security in some regards. These fuckers who think AOC et al are EXTREME COMMUNISTS WHO HATE FREEDOM belong in…

And the thing is??? A LOT of these “radical” policies got their damn start in the fifties and sixties! You know who one of the first groups trying to fight acid rain and pollution was? Ducks Unlimited, a friggin’ hunting organization. There shouldn’t be anything inherently unconservative about ANY of these positions.

Universal health care.

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

Can’t even be a cop while black now?!?! What the.....ah just more f...kery….