Where’s the chili and hot sauce?

No, no, it wasn’t about slavery tho, it was about heritage. ;D

Directions unclear. Bought 5 wifi dongles, hooked them up to my neighbors wifis and started downloading torrents.

Ethan has awesome hair

Next stop: "A letter to my ex-husband's wife"

Man, she always looks so flawless. She has aged so beautifully.

I never realized until now how much my mother looks like Christine Baranski. At least, from that angle.

she looks more glam on the subway than i did on my wedding day. :(

All I an hope for is to look exactly like that when I'm her age, or heck, now, because those are some beautiful shades and a nice blowout.

I believe that there are certain qualities that may be worthy of rape.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the Westboro Baptist Church? They're a sad cluster of lonely, isolated weirdos that do shitty things because they're all fucked up.

Broad City is everything Girls wishes it could be.

Um, yes, TV is imaginary, and yes, we should be watching less of it, but you do know social mores are reflected in arts and culture, right? Yes, television and movies should and will never fully represent reality, because they are an escape, but how is it of any benefit to young people to have sexism and racism (not…

Stop indoctrinating your dog in such patriarchal filth this instant.

Are families with a lesbian couple twice as fundamental as heterosexual couples????

Oh man, I would pay $1,500 just to agree to meet this man, fly out to him, dress to the nines, look him up and down, laugh in his face and say "Not even if your dick tasted like Nutella, dude!"

He's a racist, a fuckwit, AND here's this delightful tidbit - his "Girlfriend of Eleven Years" has a restraining order against him.

What this guy wants more than a girlfriend is attention. And you just gave it to him.

I prefer a woman that has never had children...sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was!