Stop indoctrinating your dog in such patriarchal filth this instant.

Are families with a lesbian couple twice as fundamental as heterosexual couples????

Oh man, I would pay $1,500 just to agree to meet this man, fly out to him, dress to the nines, look him up and down, laugh in his face and say "Not even if your dick tasted like Nutella, dude!"

He's a racist, a fuckwit, AND here's this delightful tidbit - his "Girlfriend of Eleven Years" has a restraining order against him.

What this guy wants more than a girlfriend is attention. And you just gave it to him.

I prefer a woman that has never had children...sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I don’t care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you can’t tell me it’s going to be 100% as tight as it ever was!

I can't even even so instead here's a story that "puttana" made me remember. When I studied abroad in Italy the street harassment was just something we were meant to put up with. Well, one night, after a little too much limoncello, as we were tripping over cobblestones on our way back home we were shouted at from a…

I bet she really loves her dad. So much that she basically married him.

She had worked there for a decade, they were both married. I think he knew that. I think she was just putting up with a lot from him and probably flirted back once when he was texting while she was drunk or needed to hear she was pretty or something.

Marry. Me. Rosario.