I’m blown away by people not knowing you can clearly see their butt holes when they get fucked. Like, you know how when you sit down to take a shit and it drops into the toilet without ricocheting back and forth between your obscuring butt cheeks?

This is like a “pee comes out of the vagina” level of anatomical understanding.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

*humms lyrics to Brown Eyed Girl*

Once, when I apologized for my unshaven legs during the early part of of our courtship (‘cause after like seven dates that shit is out the window unless I feel like it), my now-husband said, “Men don’t care about the rough, they just want to get on the green.” Now, my husband is neither a golfer nor a dudebro, so I…

Don’t bother. He (or she!) has already seen it, enjoyed it, and Did Not Care what color it is.

The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

Also, no, you don’t NEED to get fired from a job nor should you. It may not negatively impact your future, especially if it was one time and a shit job early on in life, and sometimes it happens because of shit you can’t control, but the idea that it gives you “cred” or “experience” is fucking dumb.

Your comment is not nice, but it made me laugh.

MEOW MEOW TIME FOR MY DAILY OILING

Adults get to ~3,000 lbs, so comparatively she’s still pretty small!

“Clearly, my boat sits at the same level as it did 20 years ago. If the sea level were rising, I’d have sunk by now!”

Honestly, if the mayor is a Tangier native, I’m not surprised by his brain power and line of thought.

People are in deeeeeeeeeeeep denial about climate change. Deeeeeep.

Let’s be fair; Tangier Island is pretty far from “the general population.” It’s basically a dying community of Elizabethan Englanders who spent the last three centuries fishing and fornicating on the same spot and mostly letting the rest of the world pass them by. It even has its own recessive genetic disease!

You have deliberately misconstrued my words and are behaving as a troll. Any further contact from you will be reported and dismissed as harassment.

As usual - hi, I’m a criminologist!

For me, I don’t really believe in “evil incarnate.” I believe in evil acts. Personality disorders, lack of empathy, etc... what they seem to have in common is a deviation in cognitive processes. I look at it as forms of brain damage.

You know, aside from the horror of the headline, having a baseline age for prosecution is something I believe is right and needed. The whole purpose of childhood is to learn boundaries. Clearly this kid needs help, jail isn’t remotely help.