I 100% need “Mom jeans all day, why you mad, tho?” embroidered on a jacket, a pillow, my mom-jeaned butt. Embrace the glory of the high waist, y’all.

I really fucking hope the ones dumb enough to do this weren’t the scholarship kids.

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it

Except that people from places like New Zealand talk like that all the time. And they certainly aren’t trying to be purposefully obnoxious by speaking with their natural accents. I am not necessarily the biggest fan of upspeak, but I can’t imagine that most people are doing it on purpose to bother anyone. That just…

I’ve never been, but I don’t think the dress code is especially formal for this Ball.

YOU ARE OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

This dumbass, dead-eyed motherfucker.....

omg take your vacations people. i just used up all of mine. fuck that, i earned that shit.

A hand buzzer would be astounding.

“The Intercept published a full transcript of the “very friendly” April phone between Donald Trump and his strongman crush Rodrigo Duterte”

The point is that she wasn’t saying she was 26, and that their own research had shown that multiple news reports had correctly identified her age as 33, and therefore she wasn’t lying about anything.

Your hatred makes my nipples hard with schadenfreude.

To be fair, everyone’s hair goes through that puffy/shitty phase when we decide that the pixie cut truly is dead and we want long hair again.

It’s like storyline porn. A whole lot of build up of torture foreplay just so some people can get murdered. I CANT WAIT.

Yeah that seems like... textbook defamation.

“The Others”. Holy crap.

Nicole Kidman can be amazing in a creepy role. I plan to see this film.

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Go back to the mid nineteenth century with that bullshit.