You could invite some guys to your lesbian wedding and they'd think it was a date.

Yeah, ignore the prickly burner (the fashion maven for whom Timbs are "leather shoes" and "compliment" = "complement"). Plenty of people outside of NYC have heard of Soho — I certainly knew about it before I moved to NYC from CA, the literal other side of the country, and I'm not alone. I mean, media. Come on. Just…

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Classic uterus envy.

I always liked the apocryphal genesis ("liked" in this instance means "a fitting encapsulation of the what-the-fuck patriarchal bullshit of early/fundamentalist Christianity): God creates Lilith just like Adam, as Adam's equal. She refuses to be subservient to him (woot, you go, Lilith! Hence Lilith Fair) and he…

"Women were created from men," says Zach.

Yes, curse me for using facts. Darn, sexist science.

Did he have, like, a really fancy one or something? Maybe with scalloped edges, or little heart cutouts?

Paris is far from threatening, get what you're saying but both are distinctively different regions. The decision about the French weekend is an economic motivation, not a safety issue.

I was pretty much the last person to hit psychological puberty, so the boy band years were spent with everyone telling me NSYNC and BSB members were hot and me, confusedly, agreeing so I could be "cool". All I saw was a bunch of weird old kids in shiny sweatsuits.

1938. Cervical caps, sponges, withdrawal, breastfeeding (because she said she'd had a kid), condoms, condoms, condoms, untested spermicides of various flavors and efficacies. The idea that in 1938 (seriously, nineteen-fucking-thirty-eight) a woman was wholly unable to avoid conception completely ignores the ridiculous…

You do realize that one can have sex and companionship without being married, right?

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

I like how we stand around and argue for separating the art from the artist when it's child molesters/rapists like Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, but Kanye being a dick about shit he's right about is supposed to be enough for us to completely discount him as an artist.

look how stoked that baby is

I'm still making my way through this interview - interesting stuff so far.

I really like this series because the issues reflect the experiences I have, as a highly-educated woman in a white collar profession. No, it's not going to apply to service workers. It can't. But not all women, obviously, have lower-paying service jobs or lack the ability to speak out for themselves and their roles in…

I work at a Japanese company that is old fashioned even by Japanese standards. Even though we currently have 3 male college-aged interns, it is the 30+ year-old female employees who are the ones fetching coffee, cleaning the office, and (no joke) mending the senior staff's clothes. Since I'm a foreigner I can get away…

Listen, we all know the reason guys want marriages on Valentine's Day is so the anniversary will be easy to remember. #RealTalk

This altitude tells me your food chronically lacks flavor.