On the other hand...

You can drink water?

Her son's Twitter handle is amazing. Well played, sir.

Thumbs up for tinting! I also love Gimme Brow by Benefit. It's super easy to apply.

Her music is excellent but she'll likely never be your fave because she's problematic as fuck. I just want her to prosper but she refuses. Get her mixtapes though. BOMB shit.

Nick Offerman and Megan Mulally. God they seem like fun!

You seem really self absorbed.

This. I've had people accuse me of flirting with guys that I have had zero interest in. None. There was no subconscious flirting on my part, nor did I sense that the dude was flirting back. You can have a normal, genial conversation with someone of the opposite sex and some percentage of people will automatically call…

Ehhh. Bonds are so low ROI these days that you're probably better off having the utility of a good than the less-than-inflation bonds. At least the good gets you utility while the cash literally loses value every year.

I have yet to find a foundation at the pharmacy that has the staying power of the MUFE foundation I wear. Plus MUFE doesn't make me break out. Also a lot of color formulations really are worth paying for — there is no drug store dupe for nars oragasm, for instance, that doesn't wear really orange after an hour or…

I'm like $10 away from being a "double rouge"....

Judging by the comments here, you all would have me drawn and quartered if I told how much I have spent on clothes, haircuts, and cosmetics this year.

This is a test of the Required Anecdotal Contrarian System:

$1000 a year = $83.33 a month = $20.83 a week = $2.98 a day

If it helps, I've been VIB Rouge for 2 years now. I hover between sad and ashamed.

This screenshot keeps coming up as though it's some kind of actual rebuttal. Do y'all really not realize that Katie Baker and I are different people? Jezebel is not a giant many-vaginaed hydra, son. Would that it were so.

you never saw anyone but him and the tree

Not only that, they know these women are not used to such aggressive displays from most Japanese men. The culture is massively different in public spaces. These women are taught deference, taught to be quiet, not to draw attention. He knows this. He knows they won't make a scene—they will try to save face, save their…

Oh, that was a sad post. Keep striving, Bowb.

I guess I disagree. I don't think the moral was be selfless like the tree. I think it was, hey maybe don't be a selfish shitstain like the boy.