I want to write a response, but somehow my lady brain can't get my fingers to type anything but MATCH.COM over and over again. What is a young lady to do?!

All of them? Drag queens and club culture seems to be the mixing pot where the classes mingle and pick up on each others' lingo/stuff, and then the preppy white boys take it back to their besties.

I know this wasn't your point, but your comment kinda reads like your dad is saying he speaks Jive and that someday you'll get the hang of it.

In many ways it's like schadenfreude. There's no English word for it, but it's not a concept that is foreign either.

But how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even?

I just asked my 13 year old how he feels about this ad. His answer-"I live in LA, I have enough fake friends".

Yeah, the thing about rom-coms is that they're made-up fantasies. A lot of times the "romantic" things that guys do in those movies would be creepy as fuck if done in real life... just like this. Expecting rom-com trickery to be well-accepted by real life people is like expecting to be able to paint a tunnel…

That account is a hard working troll.

From Fox: Obama Seduces Woman at Polls, Destroys Heterosexual Couple

My 90 year old grandma heard me complaining to my sister about my now 30 year old boobs. She said, "I wish I had the tits I had at 30. Hell, I wish I had the tits I had at 60! And when I'm a hundred I'll probably wish I had the tits I had at 90."

I don't know who "Madelaine Davies" is, but she sounds dangerous.

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

Just because "first" was below "wedding" in your comment, I accidentally read this as "I'm preparing for my first wedding" and thought, wow, that's pessimistic!

I would argue that this is exactly why you should live with your partner before getting married - so that you understand what you're getting into.

My family has a history of skin cancer. I'm OK paying an extra 5 bucks twice a year for my paranoia.

Hoverers are the worst people on the planet. Be ashamed. BE ASHAMED.

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

A finely-crafted insult is an art. Ever heard of Oscar Wilde?

Reading is straightforward: you see a flaw, something the enemy is trying to hide or is insecure about, and point it out. Shade is subtle: you see the same flaw, and point it out without pointing it out. You can't shade if you can't read.

you're a fucking idiot