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I’m getting more a Muppets Movie vibe.

Add this to the “Christi is a huge asshole” file: we NJ state employees just learned that he sent a letter requesting that our July 4th federal holiday pay be revoked, since we were in the shutdown for that time. So we were stiffed for Monday’s pay, and Tuesday’s pay, while his bloated ass lay on the beach.

Apart from insulting, it’s anachronistic, to prepare he should have watched the finest product gay culture had to offer in the mid-80s, Top Gun.

What’s frustrating about this revelation—whether or not it was actually the only research he did for the role—is that it is yet another instance of straight people loudly embracing the most pleasant, easily digestible aspects of queerness, while ignoring the struggles that go hand in hand with them.

Yes, but I think it’s a bit too much to introduce 17 different characters in one episode, no?

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

Calling it now; if the shooter is non-white Trump will tweet about it within 24 hours. If the shooter is white he won’t tweet at all.

+2 for “Wealthcare”

Alternate theory: He was watching Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde and got the idea from Sally Field’s character when she claims to have gotten a facial at a particular point in time. When she said that, I thought that, wait, your face would be super red after that. There’s no way you would have done this

Trump is such a choad. That’s all I’ve got .

God, he’s disgusting. You can think someone is attractive without slobbering over them. Even dogs manage not to drool all the time.

There is a new refugee family in my apartment building, I think from Syria, a man and his four kids all of whom are elementary school age. A social worker lady was helping them when I’d see them the first week or so, but over the last few weeks I run into the family on their own. They walk around the grounds,

Aaron Rodgers will come out post-career. Screencap this.

Come on, Rodgers!

No idea. But O’Callaghan prob has a decent idea since he spoke to known closeted superstar Aaron Rodgers

An important note on Justin Fashanu and his suicide: he came out to his teammates in 1980 and to the press in 1990, and committed suicide in 1998. It is not really reflective of the current era: before he came out to the press, his claim to fame that he was the most-expensive ever black player. That tells you all you

I hope CR7 and Messi are both gay and marry each other and I’m dead serious.

Do you mean specifically in North America? Otherwise, I don’t know why soccer wouldn’t count.

ICE is now taking the position, as espoused by DHS Secretary Kelly and ICE head Thomas Homam, that they will act to the full powers given to them by law and essentially will not compromise on anything for humanitarian purposes, for virtually 99.99% of cases.