This is..off topic. I feel desperate. None of my friends are around. I need like, a touch of female support. I just had a weird experience with a guy. I’m young. almost 22. I’ve only had a few sexual encounters. A little of that’s nerves, but a lot of it is not finding guys I click with in/adjacent to my social sphere.

The RFRA sucks donkey nuts. Not even off a good donkey who has a great personality, isn’t a bad looking donkey, calls his mom donkey every single night and pulls a really nice cart into town every day. No the Religious Freedom Restoration Act sucks the nuts of a shiftless douchebag donkey who never leaves the goddamn…

I’ll join your squad, Taylor. Surely you have room for an older transgender woman? I want to play with the cats and eat snickerdoodles. You can cancel all your appearances in North Carolina. Fun!

No way he can get Manchester United news from any place other than reddit. Nope. Not a chance.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

This comment would be funny if Rodgers wasn’t gay.

The 8TB is showing up as $179.99 for me.

The 8TB is showing up as $179.99 for me.

And legality is not morality.

Perhaps, instead of commenting here, in perhaps the bluest of blue comment sections in this country, an echo chamber if there ever was one- you should drive up to Chelsea (no, not Admiral Hill, but Chelsea) or Lynn, and volunteer at a homeless or battered women’s shelter for poor immigrants. They are the ones who need…

Don’t you mean that Hispanic people, regardless of their citizenship status, will be harassed in this new political climate? It’s only been a few days, and it’s already happening.

I told my 4 year old son, through tears, on the drive home yesterday what had happened. I said “Hon, Hillary didn’t win the election yesterday. Donald Trump won and he is going to be president.”

Trump voters: the assholes who think “personal responsibility” and “bootstraps” can fix every problem in our inner cities, but everything wrong with their shitty lives is directly attributable to the Kenyan Muslim in the White House.

The “feel sorry for the white dudes losing their white male privilege” argument is like saying it’s worse for rich people to lose their money than to have been poor your whole life. Like, nah, fuck off.

Well, you only want to put the goods on display when the boss is there. Otherwise things can dry out.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Please let Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead

At least Clinton mentioned it?

This man is sentient vomit.

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. To be talking to Pence in the first place, kid probably had court ordered community service. That or she was sent by the ghost of a classmate she murdered.