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The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

*Thinks aobut how much time I should spend crafting an intelligent, constructive, well-reasoned response to the point of view that the material well-being and dignity of society’s least advantaged should be subserviant to the profitability of local business interests*

Peru had a 100% penalty claim in the 1st half that was not given. Karma. This Brazil team is toothless w/o Neymar

Serious questions: What makes this tournament bizarre to exist? Is it so far from the next World Cup that it doesn’t really count?

You keep shiting on this tournament, but why? I don’t understand why this is a bad thing to happen, what am I missing?

I can give a few reasons why Ana Ivanovic is so popular on the women’s tour, and it has absolutely nothing to do with her nationality.

People forget Trump had the courage of his convictions and he did time for refusing to serve in Vietnam while taking his case all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.

And presumably he’d be on his knees for Dick Cheney and Dubya, if given the opportunity.

Madonna’s personality seems to be the perfect combination of intensity and obliviousness that usually makes her seem like a very eager doofus. But I remember when she was fresh on the scene, what she was doing was kind of subversive. At least it was where I was living during the 80s/early 90s.

Counterpoint: Build permanent venues in Athens.

Dear IOC,

So every Republican legislature is a Native American then? I didn’t think so.

well yea that’s the point — if one of these two very different industries must require fingerprinting and licensing, then i wouldn’t pick strippers first

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

Fuck yourself, bigot.

That was her mea culpa for voting for Nader...

He just said this, which is much much worse. :( Neil! Don’t do this Neil!

He has branched out into politics now.