@Settings: True. But they are a Canadian company, and if they can't even keep up with other competitors here in Canada (as they clearly are to Apple and Android-devices), they are going down a slippery slope to financial failure, no matter how many UK teens want them. Soon they will all be using Imessage on IOS phones…

@Giggity: My point exactly.

@johnnyspinal: I know they are plastic, but wouldn't saliva damage the small connector strip (the end which plug into the phone)? Regardless, good for him for saving it.

Impressive that the SD card wasn't ruined by being in his mouth, no?

At the end of the day, Matthew Inman and Funnyjunk both received much more views due to all these shenanigans and blame games.

I'm still waiting for the street view version of this...

All those 4chan users on Samsung Laptops are kicking themselves now lol

Here in Canada, having a laptop open like that next to you would be reason enough to get pulled over and get fined for "distracted driving", so I agree with having it under the seat instead. Plus, you're just asking for someone to break into your car while you're at the mall.

This looks nothing like Japan. More like Edmonton or some parts of Northern Ontario.

@Caturday Yet?: Because it looks AWESOME! see? lol big = great.

@cipher.Cero: It also helps when there's ice under the snow/slush, as it chips it away faster than a plastic shovel would.

@MercerCh00x: As a history major, I can confirm the native american story brought about the phrase "burying the hatchet". The first one does sound cool though ;)

@rocktopus: I was just about to say that. Why spend so much money on something that will be displayed for a short time, then will spend eternity in the earth for nobody to enjoy! These should just be stored in a death museum or an art gallery instead! lol

@stevenjcarney: You're right. They should make it available on all browsers, but why people don't use Chrome yet is beyond me (they obviously don't care about speed and quality of the whole browsing experience)

@Geisrud: Haha, people still pay for software these days? Sucker...

@ps61318: Haha, like the Benjamin Button of the rock world ;) I'd pay to see that too!

@Gordonium: Being able to see a man play virtuoso guitar and drums at once is something I would definitely pay to see. Side project name FTW lol. And thanks for clarifying your username source lol

@Gordonium: I thank you, sir. Btw, does your name have any link to the god of half-life, Gordon aka Crowbar master?

They're just trying to blur out the re-armament slowly taking place ;)

#correction - Michael Petrucci is not a progressive rock drummer. You're thinking of Mike Portnoy, formerly in Dream Theater. John Petrucci is the guitarist for that band. Nice miss.