Meanwhile, here's the sound of the Xbox One starting up.

You're my new friend

Most of those could have been achieved without surgery simply by smiling.

The lack of a Wii U version is very disappointing. Everyone knows that Soul Caliber II is not Soul Caliber II without Link.

The funny thing about this, I let her play games like Skyrim and stuff where we are decapitating MoFo's on a daily basis.

It's not like they're some kind of trans stereotype. They're just effeminate characters.

The Wii U has made all my shits very enjoyable.

It's also the most legal emulator ever made, so there's that.

Plus, give me one SNES game over 8 crappy iOS games any day of the year.