Pervert.

What if I mix the SSB with alcohol? Surely this is a two wrongs make a right situation!

Hard to hear, too.

Now the Ford Focus is just a Ford Blurry in America.

that’s one clear case for robots

This is a cool story (and I mean that sincerely, not ironically). It’s a textbook example of handling a trying situation as mature adults. I wish more people (myself included) would do this more often.

Very wise of him to seek protection.

I would never do this, but I guess it was of his own accord to do so

The exact reason the lakers should leverage him in the trade in order to keep Kuzma. He's nice, and may just pan out.

He’s shooting 38% from the field and 44% from the line career. As a guard in the 2019 NBA. Broken shot. Passive approach. Neither criticisms were ever made with Russell. He shit the bed with the Nick Young situation and had to get out of town. No one was ever like “If he could just stop being the worst in the NBA at a…

It’s not meant to go offroad, so it doesn’t need a bunch of ground clearance. It just needs to haul bikes around, so lower is way better for easily loading stuff into the bed.

How cute, her and Giuliani have the same dentist.

So are these technically “Dirty Sanchez” texts?

#5 is a dummy - you don’t have to actually jump as high as the guy in the game, you just step off the power pad and then back on

The Timberwolves, his next stop, were and are the domain of domineering, career-ravaging psycho coach Tom Thibodeau, who’d probably already at least partially alienated the team’s two young building-block players

You know, this is a good thing. Catching a bad guy is always a good thing.

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

Sure, it’s probably a smart move. However, the Dodgers front office might be underestimating how much Dodger fans love Puig and Kemp.

Well, there goes the Dodgers’ likability. 

I will always defend a Nazi-puncher over an admitted Nazi.