Live my life a 1/4 parsec at a time.

Oh hell, they’ll be running over pedestrians at the next Cars & Coffee Fighters & Blue Milk in no time...

Stupid Diamondbacks, everyone knows the solution is to make the wall higher and make the Dodgers pay for it.

“The interior has a bit of a Russian oligarch kit-car vibe to it.”

“Daddy. Daddy, you have to tell me. Which wheels make this car go? These? or these, like a real Maserati?”

It’s about your favorite cars, Jason.

What’s that book about?

No. I feel like a lot of Jalopnik writers really know very little about cars. Like when they confused highest top speed with fastest average lap speed at Le Mans.

I’d hold off on an update until we see some pictures of this actually happening. “Planning to open them” and “opening them” are two different things, after all.

Better idea:

☐ Mayweather

I believe Road & Track mentioned it’s supposed to be around 3500 lb (likely thanks to the battery), which is...pathetic for something this small.

“Kyrie, KYRIE! Patty O’Shaughnessy from the Boston Globe- welcome to the Celtics. I’m going to ask what’s on everyone’s mind-why can’t we see Europe when looking out over the ocean?”

AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. But then I just think “I’m not supposed to get it...I am too old to get this”

Pretty sure that’s a hole in the water into which you throw money, dude.

Cotd

Check it out. Houston Cars & Coffee. Blue GT350? Look Mustang, act Mustang, not Full Mustang. Lost control, hit the curb, scared some people. Not Full Mustang. You know the GT500 in Chicago? The white convertible? Reckless, yes. Mustang, maybe. Drove it into a tree. But he did his best not to hit anything else.…

Don’t feel so Saab. It’s not one.