What about when my 88 year old father hits on all the waitresses? (hands free at least, thank ghoo.)

Sorry 55% of Phillidelpheans; but Whiz is not cheese. It says “Cheese food” on the package for a reason. The only reason it’s used in Cheese Steak shops is miserly owners and cooks pressed for time by mass production.

If ever there was a role she was born to play, this is it for Tara Reid.

Ah, comfortably dumb.

Overheard at the Whitehouse on Friday night: “No Donny, you don’t have to go to the funeral; it’s adults only. You go play golf with all of your friends.”

This is going to make one very interesting straight-to-cable movie; and a whole lot of truly awful porn versions.

The best method for cooking asparagus is 2,000 years old....

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again now: If they ever make a sugar-free (a.k.a. diabetic friendly) tagalong, I’ll buy them out if I have to bankrupt myself to do it.

because the beverage selection at my local theater is...limited...I bring in a couple of packets of crystal lite and buy a bottle of water there. I have also been known to occasionally bring in a protein bar as the diabetic-friendly options are also limited; but I always buy popcorn, because popcorn.

As long as “Separation of church and state” is strictly enforced; I have no problems with this.

My one visit to the twin cities included a taste of this wonder. It forever changed my life.

As a diabetic I hereby forbid all of you from eating any form of sugar, forever.

I don’t get it. MSNBC is supposed to be the home to liberal-biased journalism; the anti-Fox if you will. But its 2 big names, Chuck and Rachel, both seem to give a pass to people who work at Fox for the lies they tell while there. It’s as if ethics in journalism has no meaning anymore and time spent playing in the…

“Time is the fire in which we burn.”

Nope, he’s way too much of a creeper to go that route. He stands in the tub wearing just a thong and the goggles while a ‘technician’ sprays the tan on. :shudder:

The problem is, I can have a hot dog in 60 seconds via the microwave and it’s a decent hot dog. You can’t make a decent burger in less than 8 minutes (YMMV).

Happened to me once, about 10 years ago. Bundle of cheap romance novels (by cheap I mean under a buck a piece). Threw them in the local library’s donation bin.

Hey, I hear he’s all about bringing back the classics; “BURN HIM!” is about as classic as it gets.

1) Steak Fries

Steak fries are the ultimate evolution of the french fry. Perfection has been achieved.