Put it right next door to my Atheist Donut shop; no X-tians will be served. 1/2 price fresh-made donuts to anyone whom has punched a nazi; ever.

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You see all this traffic heading south in Florida and no one can figure out why? It’s because the ruins of Mar-a-loogie will provide the best looting since The Ukrainians kicked out their Putin-puppet-president.

20 to 1 none of them have to miss a game; unless one of them happens to be a bench-warmer; then he’ll be the sacrificial goat.

Hopefully King Matilda Pendragon will set things right now that Excalibur has come forth and indicated the start of her reign.

Literally shocked the Taco-Bell-Dorito-shell-in-chief couldn’t find a flat-earther to put in charge of NASA.

Might I suggest a meeting of the worlds greatest minds; Trump; Rush, Ostein (or whateverthehell his name is), Rubio, and the limp and sorrowful Turtle. In the Keys. All week. Bring the elf and the Klan Kleric VP too.

The store wasn’t ever going to be able to sell any of that food anyway. Laws against it. Even if not flood damaged; the power failure for the refrigeration for days would require it.

He first met Trump at a Rationality Annon. meeting back in 09.

One of the worst contributions of modern so-called Christians to society is the notion that once you confess your sins and are forgiven by Je-bus; all is good. They skip the critical step of making amends. The original process is, confess to the holy-man/confess to the effected persons/make amends/get forgiven. All…

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na; hey-hey-hey; good-bye.

Remember when: a year ago- remember when Paul LePage was considered to be just about as stupid and racist as an elected official could get? Remember when we all thought that 2016 was the worst year ever? Good times.

Well hell, all those old guys did was commit treason; and we all know Trump has no problems with Treason whatsoever.

“I will not carve swastika’s in these asshole’s foreheads.”

4) He’s the only well-known law enforcement ‘professional’ racist enough to replace Sessions when Trump fires him.

Pardon, then nominate to replace Atty. General. Just wait.

It’s well into August and you are giving out advice on buying summer clothes? Did this article originally get written for an Australian site?

No gift option available. Sent it to my Sister-in-law anyway; should arrive on her birthday and thus, be self-explanitory. She gets the weird snacks she enjoys, I get the credit to spend on normal snacks.

No gift option available. Sent it to my Sister-in-law anyway; should arrive on her birthday and thus, be…

“Dude, like, I put it there, like, ironically.” Goes on to mansplain about Batman’s murdered parents....

Riiiiight. Shooting warheads at a country bordering China; giving them a nice fallout bath; won’t cause any troubles at all. And of course; Putin can be trusted not to make hay while the sun shines either.