What if we already had the Rapture and nobody made the cut?

Luther:

Look I know this is my answer to every open thread, but it has to be Avatar: The Last Airbender.

He was originally the last survivor of the previous universe, who traveled to the site of the Big Bang of the current Marvel Universe in order to view it first hand. Instead of killing him as expected it turn him into Galactus; who is basically the balance point between Eternity, the cosmic being representing the…

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Wow. The bugger wars from Ender's Game can't be far from happening after they hear about a stunt like this.

Or Home-Depot Stargate...

My biggest problem with Dr. Strange is now after watching Venture Brothers I'm only going to hear:

"You should call Kenny Logins, because, you know....danger zone!"

"Northampton resident wizard, Rasputin-impersonator, suspected evil clown and occasional writer, Alan Moore, denied any association with the noted trolley-pusher, stating "For the record, he's not me. I don't know who he is.""

Oh God, it's going to be emo Smallville.

Still waiting for Wu to turn out to be King of the Dragons or something...

OHF is kind of like Die Hard, but WHD *is* Die Hard, practically beat for beat.

A sequel? What will they do now, take over the Capital building?

Yeah, but Olympus Has Fallen is the one getting the sequel while White House Down gets the nyah nyahs.

White house down, SOMEHOW, is the better movie. It's actually fun. I fully expected fucking Antoine Fuqua to destroy Roland Emmerich, but somehow, it was quite the other way around. I guess Training Day was the sum total of his life-store of talent.

White House Down was the fun one.

IS this really Ben Kingsley doing this? That blows my mind. That's hilarious.

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(I say this as someone who actually really enjoys that movie)