Just thinking of how I was when I gave birth to my darling children. If someone would have been taking pictures of the event, I would have ripped off their head and gone bowling with it.

Raccoons are cute, but like all wildlife, it should be enjoyed at a distance. They are destructive and eat almost anything, including your pets.

Why can't you invite your concerned trolls to go with you? Let them see it from a new perspective.

Ugh. I have had solar nails for over a year now. I am starting college in the fall and I can't have long nails. I am trying to let them grow out and they look horrible. I know I can soak off the fake nails with acetone but I don't want to do that since my real nails are wrecked underneath. Right now I look like I…

My mom is disabled and lives with me. A couple of years ago she had to have her thyroid removed. The actual surgery was a day surgery. She recovered fairly quick. The biggest hassle is trying to get the medication straight afterward. Plus it seems like they want to see her in the office every six months. She had…

Almost all of the people in the theater were laughing when I went. Some girl yelled "Bambi killer!"

Are you anywhere near a dental school? You can get cheap work done there if you don't mind being worked on by a student, or used as an example. I did it, and it sounds a lot more horrifying than it actually is. The students work with supervision and usually are careful about hurting you. They aren't all burned out…

Last Ren Fair I went to, I got sucked into a sword fighting class and demo. I am pretty sure all that I learned was that if it came down to a sword fight, I would be the first one dead. We were only using wooden swords but I still came out of there with scrapes and bruises. It was fun tho.

I have an anxiety disorder with panic attacks. There are some days when it is even hard to go out and get my mail. Going to the store can be a nightmare. It is easy to become overwhelmed by everything and go into panic mode. So if they can make a pill where I can function as a normal human being without feeling…

I didn't get to see it until this week. After seeing all the spoilers, reading all the hype, and listening to my friends squee about it for weeks, I was a little disappointed. I enjoyed it, it just didn't rock my world that much. I admit I will probably see the director's cut tho. Maybe it will have that added…

I do the same thing. I am at my best in the mornings. by the time 2 or 3 rolls around, I am just ready for a nap.

4/10 - most of these were not sexy at all

In the words of Lafayette, "That ship has fucking sailed." The show has gone so far from the books that I just try to think of them as completely separate entities now.

We have such an emotional response to food. I was raised in one of those families where no matter what, the proper response to an event is food. If someone dies, has a baby, graduates, moves, has a break up, whatever, you can always just bring a casserole. I don't want to have to think about the morality of my food…

I have a fat cat that cannot clean herself well. Vet says we can use the hypoallergenic baby wipes that don't have a bunch of stuff like aloe and such in them. If she gets too dirty I bathe her with baby shampoo. When she gets flaky and itchy I squeeze the contents of a fish oil caplet on her food.

The episode picked up where last season left off. They were celebrating Halloween, so let's say the episode took place in the first week of November. I'm in Texas, and some years it is chilly by that time of year, other times it is just as hot as summer. So it isn't too far fetched for them to be running around in…

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I recently found out my daughter is a commenter on here! So now I look at comments wondering which one is her. I haven't asked for her screen name tho, this is too much fun.

Maybe, but a lot of people are sitting at home on the computer because they want to do so, not because they lack a better option. These are the folks I am living vicariously thru. I love my computer friends, I just want someone to grab a cup of coffee with sometimes too.

I have a few close friends. Unfortunately, life and fate has us all living at different edges of the country. We still talk, and when we can we go and visit, but it is hard. I've tried being proactive, but am afraid I am coming across as weird or needy instead of friendly. I always feel like a kid in junior high…