I can barely get my sweetie to go to the beach with me as it is. If he ever sees this the rest of our vacations will be to the mountains.

At what point would we congratulate a woman with no children? When she hits menopause? On her 50th birthday? I have a few friends with no children and none of them ever demanded thanks. Just like none of my friends with children ever demanded thanks for having them. Resenting that no one thanked you for something…

Every time I see something like this I thank the powers that be that my parents knew nothing about YouTube when I was growing up. It was painful enough watching them at home with the family.

Yikes! I can't image the type of needle she was having to use to sew shoes. Any needle would be bad, but that sucker had to be like a spike.

Yeah, it bugged me a bit too. I wear a hood for 15 minutes and my hair goes crazy. She supposedly lives in that coat and looks great.

There is also the fact that some of us just plain like food, period. I like being able to sit down for a meal with my family. I like the whole tradition behind holiday meals. I like preparing food too, from drinks to desserts. There is a whole psychological level that would have to be addressed before we could…

From the site: "If there's one takeaway message I would like you to get from this or any of my future posts, it's that sewing doesn't take talent so much as it takes the patience to line everything up, the ability to visualize each step before you do it, and the wisdom to know when to set your project down before you…

So many Bear Grylls jokes to choose from.

The second one immediately made me think of Stephen King's short story 'Crouch End.'

Here I was thinking it was time to head back to my doctor for an upgrade.

I thought it was about being true to yourself. Eh, it is a cute song regardless.

It is an awesome song but yeah, the video was confusing. I thought the singer was gay but then he had two girls fighting over him? Then I thought the little girl was gay but no, it was her dads. Was there anyone actually gay in the video besides the two dads at the end? It would have been much cooler had the two…

I don't believe it will happen, but it would be cool to be able to brag about it in the after life. Everyone else would be saying they got hit by a car, or drowned, and you could say you got devoured by a three headed demon in a rain of fire. Wait, would that make me a dead hipster? "I died in the apocalypse, you…

Without what? She has been arrested, is out on bail, and is due in court.

Adorable! I freeze little drops of yogurt as a treat for my pets. The problem is trying to keep the family out of them too.

I am very pale complected. I sunburn at least once a summer. When I was a kid, I was constantly sunburned. One year while camping, I got sunburned bad enough that I had to go to the hospital and have debridement on my face and back. This was not my parents' fault, they slathered me in sunblock very time I turned…

"You say, "Can I take charge like that as a parent?"

If I went over there I would be very confused as to what those shops are offering.

I admit that most of these outfits are something I would probably wear. Except on the Dr. Doom one, what is that green and silver blobby thing? A ring? A hairband? A hat made out of tin foil?

I quit smoking by chewing gum instead. If this study is true, I think I will still chew the gum rather than smoke. Plus I can use it as an excuse the next time I make a stupid mistake. It is science!