@AfroJezeBella: A skin tight corset would do it. Forget about bending over, tho.

@daveNYC: That is why my daughter refuses to see the last movies. She doesn't want to watch 4 hours of them running around in the woods.

@Doctor Insano: Me too. I saw The Exorcist for the first time on late night cable when I was 8. (My parents thought I was asleep in bed.) It terrified the living hell out of me to the point where I was found hiding in a closet the next morning.

It seems like the older movies about evil kids were scary. Now they just kind of startle you, at best.

People that prey on sick vulnerable folks don't even deserve to be shot. It's a waste of a good bullet. Feed them to wild dogs or something instead.

"orgasmotrons and teledildonics"

Babies are fairly evil all on their own. Unless it starts to levitate, you might not even notice if one were possessed.

@icy_one: I noticed that too. Now if I watch it, I will sit there the entire time waiting to see the horrible, dirty, wrinkled, huge stunt feet.

How can I NOT love a movie called "Big Tits Zombie"???

@Mahale: .... pation

@SpammerOvTheGods: I see you shiver with antici......

I love Alamo Draft House! They do some of the craziest stuff!

"The tongue chair that massages you when two separate 'tongues' nearby dip in chocolate and a stomach digests it."

Naturally I am a pasty white bog person. Rather than go outside and do my usual routine of bake, burn, peel and freckle, I tried a tanning lotion. I was pleasantly surprised. Then again, I wasn't going for that radioactive oompa-loompa look.

Even if I wanted to live in a glass house, I would not want one where I would have to go outside to get to another room. Plus there is something about this house that reminds me of camping. You should be able to fold it up and take it somewhere else.

I'm hoping that when Renesmee is born, she kills everyone, then does a tap dance routine around the bodies while splashing in puddles of blood and humming "Singing In The Rain."

Extra points for the mad scientist's assistant being named Igor, in the last clip.

@87Integra: Remember the cheesy movie Motel Hell? That is all I can picture by "accommodations" in your comment. Remind me not to sample any sausage you may offer.

@PistachioWildebeest: "So if I know I'm going to die a slow lingering death of the Tasmanian Yodeling Sickness, I can freely go skydiving without a chute in the knowledge that I'll survive unscathed. "

I'd like to know the winning lottery numbers!