A car salesman being a slimeball? No way...

I’m sorry, I’m a writer here? I wasn’t aware.

The talented writers have all left. Sad.

Aren’t you guys striking?

A dealership taking advantage of a customer? At this point it should be expected. 

It’s already up to $35k. BaT strikes again.

Just saying hi to the friendly lot lizard! Hi car salesman!

So what you’re saying is that Jalopnik will be no more?

It’s cute that you think getting a third party involved would fix that. Darling! I would rather deal with the manufacturer than some high school drop out chain smoking his way to mediocrity.

I’m just not seeing why dealerships are worth the hassle. They’re an organized racket designed to get in the middle of the transaction. Ford has a product I want, but if I want to commit to buying it, I have to work with Sleazeball Sam to buy it. Sure, they claim they’re all different and the horrors if we were to buy…

Oh look! A lot lizard defending his lifestyle. Hi Lot Lizard!

He acted like a douche, but I get why he was mad. If I got home and couldn’t park in my parking spot because of an officer, might be a bit tiffed.

They’re just delicate pansies. I commuted 1 hour each way in rush hour traffic. The clutch was second nature that I never noticed.

They did that on purpose to avoid Del Griffith from breaking the seat again. Come on, haven’t y’all seen Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?

You must be great fun at parties McFly.

He used the sink in the apartment to clean parts? Yep. He’s single.

Hell no. Minivan? CP. It’s an automatic designation. 

Toy! Lol.

The CIA is taking notes.

This applies to contract defenses. It applies to things that don’t make for a valid contract (duress, fraud, void against public policy, illegal explicitly prohibited conduct).