Not cool. You have no right to use my car for anything other than the business by which I am paying for. Do it and I find out? We’ll have words.

Lot lizards are going to act like lot lizards. 

When I bought my Model X. No salesman. No finance people. No waiting forever for the dude to come back with some stupid deal. No fake cologne smell that stays with me hours later.

And of course, clients get to pay for the privilege. How darling. Glad you have the capital to sponsor activities. With your markups, you probably should do a little good. You know you’ve got clients forever, because lest a manufacturer try to go it alone, your lobbying board would attack.

Hey, you’re only there to help the Customer and not line your pockets as an unnecessary middleman, right?

Absolutely nothing
WAR! HUH! yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

He’s a small guy perfectly suited for a beetle. Wind. *sigh*

I think everyone missed the Torchinsky burn. Epic. 

Friend’s don’t let friends fly on Frontier. 

How does it drive? Whats acceleration like? What kind of nav does it have? How do the seats feel? Fuel Economy?

How dare Volvo try to take the opportunity to overprice cars from Dealers. One set price for everyone? Gasp. Such a horrible thing for dealers. How can they scam people if they’re not in control of pricing?? Sad.

Just pirate the adobe apps.

To be fare, your loans were for significantly less amounts than what is common now. Tuition is higher. Cost of living is higher. This might come as a shock to you, but things are significantly more expensive now. There was also something that happened in 2007/2008 that hurt the job market and forced many in to jobs…

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Vent windows would be great on the miata. Those, however, look cheap. Given the quality of Carbon Miata’s previous work, I wouldn't trust them to last.

My immediate and initial thought here was to think about asking my grandfather what he remembers of jeeps, and his experience. Milliseconds later I remember he died this past July 21 at 96 years of age. Your last sentence hit me hard upon that realization.

My comments are tongue in cheek. Don’t be so serious. Crikes. Full disclosure, I’m a defense attorney. Prosecutors and I are on a different wavelength.

Good question. I’ve seen some soulless automaton big-law attorneys, to some gifted defense attorneys that practically sweat out Atticus Finch. I’ve seen some really great family law attorneys, and some who would do anything regardless of ethics to win. The one constant though are prosecutors. It is an absolute…

No. Your soul is removed when you become a prosecutor.