Absolutely nothing
WAR! HUH! yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

He’s a small guy perfectly suited for a beetle. Wind. *sigh*

I think everyone missed the Torchinsky burn. Epic. 

Friend’s don’t let friends fly on Frontier. 

How does it drive? Whats acceleration like? What kind of nav does it have? How do the seats feel? Fuel Economy?

How dare Volvo try to take the opportunity to overprice cars from Dealers. One set price for everyone? Gasp. Such a horrible thing for dealers. How can they scam people if they’re not in control of pricing?? Sad.

Just pirate the adobe apps.

To be fare, your loans were for significantly less amounts than what is common now. Tuition is higher. Cost of living is higher. This might come as a shock to you, but things are significantly more expensive now. There was also something that happened in 2007/2008 that hurt the job market and forced many in to jobs…

I’m a Republican. I haven’t voted republican since the rise of idiots like Palin. While I respected McCain, Palin was enough for me to vote across party lines. I vehemently oppose everything our oompa loompa stands for. While I do still possess fiscal and domestic conservative beliefs, I do not support this…

Welcome to Trumpinstan, Komrade! The poo you smell is the smell Trump’s vision for Amerika!

Vent windows would be great on the miata. Those, however, look cheap. Given the quality of Carbon Miata’s previous work, I wouldn't trust them to last.

My immediate and initial thought here was to think about asking my grandfather what he remembers of jeeps, and his experience. Milliseconds later I remember he died this past July 21 at 96 years of age. Your last sentence hit me hard upon that realization.

My comments are tongue in cheek. Don’t be so serious. Crikes. Full disclosure, I’m a defense attorney. Prosecutors and I are on a different wavelength.

Good question. I’ve seen some soulless automaton big-law attorneys, to some gifted defense attorneys that practically sweat out Atticus Finch. I’ve seen some really great family law attorneys, and some who would do anything regardless of ethics to win. The one constant though are prosecutors. It is an absolute…

No. Your soul is removed when you become a prosecutor.

Yes it could. You would be surprised what a creative prosecutor would do with a little statutory interpretation.

First degree murder in Tennessee can include (3) [the] killing of another committed as the result of the unlawful throwing, placing or discharging of a destructive device or bomb.Tenn. Code Ann. § 39-13-202

Be suspicious when working with salesman. Be extra suspicious when the salesman says he’s not like everyone else. Be further suspicious of those salesman that take offense to this comment.

Being practical is OK. It’s the inevitable realization that you’re that much closer to your end of days and that it is probably best to act the part.

Did you ever drive alligator alley when it was two lane (single lane, each way) road with no divider? I remember that drive with my mother. We did that drive many times late at night before they even had lights.