If the ump had a different strike zone for each pitcher, maybe Kemp would have room to complain. But as the post notes, the ump was actually kinder to LA pitchers. Does Kemp think this will make the next ump more inclined to call in his favor in the next game? When the team's supposed leader is blaming a loss on the…

All this makes me want is a KOTOR remaster/remake with better visuals in HD on current-gen consoles.

God Damnit why is it always the bears on this article

So.... I'm guessing he won't be doing his 'small pox blanket' material the next time the Jags play Washington then?

Nah you just go into work and do it really half assed. Thats the american way

Damn, these guys are fun to watch. All that speed, the 'hell bent for leather' outfield play, the fun they seem to have.....I'd love to see them reach the Series and play the Cardinals.

It seems your bosses forgot to tell you that Deadspin writers are expected to be smarmy shitheels whenever writing about the Cardinals. There's no room for sincerity here.

This video proves two things:

Oh man, Slay is just a massive scandal waiting to happen. The levels of corruption that go on in that office and in STL government in general make Chicago look like Sweden. It's just that nobody cares because... St. Louis.

For those of you who don't know what Francis Slay looks like, this is him:

As someone who spent their first 26 years of like in Missouri and is a lifelong Cardinals fan, I highly support this message. Francis Slay is an embarrassment, and I have no idea on God's green earth why he keeps putting out these dumb press releases whenever someone as much as steps on the heel of the Cardinals…

-TBS Marketing Team

Sure it's cliché, but doesn't it make absolute sense for a villain to threaten who the hero is closest to? I mean this seems more of an issue of lack of female heroes than anything. A smart villain picks what matters most to the hero and that often is a woman in his life.

The villain never bothered them anyway.

After reading that, you can't help but think of how impressive it was to sleep in that noise

Sending Dyson to steal third with one out in the bottom of the 9th down one run with Aoki at the plate is one of the dumbest things I've seen in the post-Sabremetrics era. It worked. Barely. Watch again and see Donaldson only being a tiny fraction of a second short of getting Dyson. Hell, on replay it seemed like the…

TBS was too busy showing idiotic shots of understandably bummed A's players to worry about angles.

I love that such a silly joke snowballed into such a big thing. I know there's a lot of humorless gits out there who will harrumph about how this damages the credibility of Kickstarter and all, but it's nice to know that the world has a sense of humor.

You notice how he's not flipping anyone off?

The older lady has impeccable form. Her delivery is pure textbook. The younger lady...not so much.