MitchHavershell
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MitchHavershell

My mom has had anxiety as long as I know, and I'm pretty sure I've had it my whole life, though no doctor has seen me to say so. For her, she gets really panicked and hyper, for me I sort of shut down/freeze up where it's hard to do much of anything except sit quietly.

Personally, I'm moderately excited for the game. It's not something I'm completely pumped about, but I maintain a mild interest, which anymore is about the complete scale.

They could completely own me with that and a Darkwing Duck.

I've played nearly every Tomb Raider. I don't see what that has to do with my preference or thinking they were gratuitously big for someone as athletic as Lara Croft. They are ridiculously huge in every game.

This is obviously sarcasm, but I still feel angry about it anyway. I love me some Tomb Raider and no one calls it a failure, sarcastically or not!

I thought the game is (not done yet!) awesome and would buy any single-player DLC they released. I have no interest at all in the multiplayer component. I don't understand why game devs still think they need to put multiplayer on everything. We all know the only multiplayer games getting played are Call of Duty games.

You can take enemies down with one or two good shots or a lot of bad ones. If you catch them by surprise it's a one-shot almost every time, unless, again, it's a bad shot. It can be somewhat unbelievable, but I just think of it as the game teaching me to make good shots.

I'm a dude, and as nice as Lara's boobs are, they were really skating the "Really...?" line in the newest game. I like a heroine with realistic sized boobs for adventuring.

I might be wrong here. This isn't based on scientific data or anything, I'm just sorta shooting from the hip, but.... But I'm pretty sure slavery is still the modern day slavery.

I should really know better than using sarcasm without the /s tag... Oops.

I call BS, the lasers are CG.

No worries, I'm the one commenting on a thread about a game I know shit about.

Right. I got that from the top of the screen. I more mean, who names a character Balrog and doesn't make him a big red fiery beast? Or at least a red muscle man?

I haven't played a Street Fighter game since the late 1990s, so I'm sorry for not knowing anything, but can someone explain to me why Balrog is NOT the big red guy?

I sort of feel that way too. But then I remember that James Bond has been played by seven different actors. There have been four big-screen Batmans (Batmen?) in my lifetime and a couple more actors who are synonymous with the role. I can accept a new Sam Fisher.

We just have to get enough people to whine about something and MS will do it? Let's whine that price down! Or whine away the Kinect! Or hell, let's just whine out some free XBoxes! If we complain enough, we can do anything!

I don't see on Amazon where it says it's $210. It's listed as $270, which is $30 off what this thing normally goes for right? Am I missing something?

Somehow the part I'm having trouble with is, "No, I'm too tired for sex, I have to play golf tomorrow."

Success!

Fake Ezio vs. Real Tyrion.