I actually taped SNL last night because I figured I’d get Kate McKinnon’s Hillary since there was a debate this week (which I religiously did NOT watch) and this skit was the best. Of course, they didn’t go as far as Key & Peele went, but A for effort...

Since I’m basically raging progressive (and live in a social democracy — ‘expat’), I voted for Sanders in the primary. But, I like Clinton and if/when she wins the primaries, I’ll vote for her. I think she’ll do a great job.

I work at home and I get constant shit - two years in - for BabyStu going to daycare. “But you’re already at home, can’t you just work around playing with him? Why would you let someone else raise him so you can lounge around all day?”

I thought I was having a stroke.

I am so amused at the apparently universal disdain for this post. I had previously expressed a desire for more long-form. Maybe I need to reconsider.

I just like how clear you made this.

this was so many

God, it finally happened — I forgot how to read. Because I have no idea what any of this means.

I got through 2 paragraphs before my eyes crossed.

I know yesterday I said I wanted more long prose articles but maybe I misspoke...

Boy this is long.

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

orchestrated the murder-for-hire of a Dallas dentist who was dating her former boyfriend

I used to work in the Pentagon, and I can tell you the only thing in the basement of note are mole people, rats the size of golden retrievers, and a purple water fountain.

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

I got my Mom tickets to see her in Louisville for Christmas. She loved it, and really needed it. She’s been in a fog since my Dad died a few years ago, and seeing one of her longtime idols really perked her up. Funny enough, her name is also Bonnie. :-)