How does this happen? Do they cling to luggage? This is my nightmare.

A while ago I was walking in a businessy part of San Francisco’s Chinatown at 8am and got whooshed by a dude on a skateboard with carefully coiffed hair, a comically large paper cup of coffee, and really strong weed fumes. I was so impressed. That seemed to be a lot to already have done by 8.

I know this is a funny story but in all seriousness, Girl Scouts is a fantastic organization. When the Boy Scouts kicked out leaders who were gay, the Girl Scouts proudly supported their leaders. When the Boy Scouts loudly stated their organization was Christian based, the Girl Scouts said theirs was open to…

Yeah, but Galaxy Quest is great in spite of Tim Allen, not because of him. He is inarguably the worst part of that movie, even if/no matter how much you hate Justin Long.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

So....here’s the thing. Young women either have agency, or they don’t. They either have the right to make their own choices regarding their sexuality, or they don’t. You can’t champion a teenage girl’s right to sex education and birth control and abortion without parental consent and then turn around and say she’s a…

This is very well written. My feelings on this are complicated, but my instinct is that women should get to own their sexual history, whether its morally problematic or not. If Maddox says she’s okay with it, I believe her. If she had said she was raped, I also believe her.

Jones is close, but misses the mark. The truth is, Scalia was murdered by his gut.

“Secret Muslim goes on television and makes a white woman cry.” - Fox News

Yeah, the first thing I think of when someone gets so drunk they start pissing everywhere is “this is so much fun!”

Terri sounds TERRIBLE. Like the opposite of fun.

So what you are really saying is that Tori has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and is an all-around awful person.

Carlys I’d vote for, in order:

You know it’s a strange day when Yoko’s tweets make more sense than Kanye’s.

No. This framing doesn’t make any more sense just because you’re repeating it.

Refusing to looks really bad.

Duh, yes.

Oddly enough, none other than Madaline Albright and Gloria Steinem came out as sexist ‘Hillbros’ this weekend. My mom was especially pissed at what the former SecState said. Implying that women who don’t vote for Hillary are hellbound is a horrible thing to say.

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

According to his own logic he should go drop his kids off at daddy Ray-Js house since apparently he owns them