in their defense, who even knows what hillary’s positions are, lol

- the pope

Maxwell... fired again.

I have an advanced degree in child development (with a large emphasis on neurological development) and babysit for a very successful doctor and we have talked about this so so much. During the majority of pregnancy, having a glass of wine does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to the development of the fetus. That is correct: no…

Only when your flight gets delayed.

Enough Jenner. We’re gonna look back in 10 years and say to ourselves: “We made her into an icon? What were we thinking putting a narcissist, regressive, conservative at the helm of important social issues regarding gender identity?” We’ve really fucked up here folks, but like Caitlyn, we can learn from our errors and…

Thanks for pointing that this isn’t a great news source then not offering a viable solution for me to pursue. You’re very unhelpful and you should stop.

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Wouldn’t his picture be honoring Chancellor rolls? Or Fuhrer rolls?

It’s sad that I miss the days when Ben was just douchey, now he seems like one angry ass motherfucker. He always looks mad, his face is always super puffy so I think he’s back on the sauce. Fame just seems to be too much for some. He needs to be friends with Kevin Smith again, maybe that'll help. I am glad I am not…

An advice column without Caity Weaver? Thatz not ok.

My dogs are named Kaylee and River. So my suggestion would be Zoe.

But if you are not a Firefly fan, then my naming strategy probably doesn’t make much sense.

Why would a bunch of lesbians want a misogynist and girlfriend-beater at their event?

Dear Kim Davis,

My BFF at a small company where it was realized one of the women was in a domestic violence situation when her BF became unstable and would wait outside for her at work, etc.

Can we talk about this font? I know this is part of the new, nicer GM, but I feel like I’m looking at a cheerleader’s pep rally poster. Am I alone?

Sex worker was robbed!

I can’t believe this question still needs answered.