That’s awesome!

This is one of the best write ups of a bad movie I have ever read. You painted a picture of something I would never want to see so well that I actually feel like I watched it. Well done, well done.

You are awesome and I wish I knew you IRL because I would love to hug you for your dedication to your son.

I want to be his safe haven. I really didn’t want him to go back. He wanted to go and try to make it work. I did everything I could not to send him back but I couldn’t hold him against his will. I honestly don’t know what I can do. He knows he has a place here whenever he wants. I held him so tightly. I practically…

He went back home.

Well in a turn of heart crushing sadness, his mother called me during dinner. She had called every other number in his phone and each of his friends told to eat a bag of dicks. I wish I could lie. He wanted to go home. The guy is just 16 and doesn’t have a lot of real world experience. My husband drove him home…

Thursday found me with another 16 year old. I have one already and an eleven year old daughter. He was booted from his house for not becoming Catholic: His heart is broken. He doesn’t even have a key to pick up clothes. He is really a great kid. Please, all of you that read this post, never throw your kid out for any…

It seems weird to me to want your baby to make porn. But, I guess that is how the pendulum swings.

I very much appreciate your reply. Thank you. Nuance can be lost easily even when speaking the same basic language.

Mortal, first let me say that I love your posts. Part of the reason I read Barf Bag is for your insight on the U.K. So, if I may politely disagree with you, the quote says “Someone’s life is in danger.” It is singular. If the whole plane were at risk I would believe that it would not be singular but rather read…

This was an aptly named Barf Bag.

I think his quote about “advancement of women” was a typo and he actually meant “advancement ON women.”

Name the baby Doctor Who. It now works for all genders.

I have so many 45s for that reason. (Don’t make fun of me for my next statement.) I was pretty sure I didn’t want a whole album by Poison but I liked the song “Talk Dirty to Me” so I just bought the single. I will admit though I do have many albums I purchased for two or three songs that I can’t really listen to the…

I have so many 45s for that reason. (Don’t make fun of me for my next statement.) I was pretty sure I didn’t want a…

I am a bit older than you are and spent so many hours in record stores. The giant art posters they hung in the windows were the naughtiest (short of Play Boy) things you would see in print. Going through each album and using your limited money to pick one. 45's when you weren’t sure you wanted the whole record but…

I am a bit older than you are and spent so many hours in record stores. The giant art posters they hung in the…

Maybe because everyone thought he was dead already and no one but you cares?

Say “I love you and I love kissing you. My love for you compels me to tell you that your breath is bad. It makes me worry because you take such good care of your teeth that there is a health issue we have not addressed. I want you for as long as we can be together and even after that. I say this out of love.”

This makes me happy. It is lovely:

I hadn’t even thought of that. Well, either way I am happy with the outcome.

His demeanor screams “I’m a douchbag.” So he must have some smooth moves for six seemingly great women to say yes. I would have whipped out a can of Raid and fired it at him.