Unclench your sphincter, my guy

“See that? That’s called karate. Only two kinds of people know that... the Chinese and the King.” 

Yeah we fucked that one up

Friend, Dolt .45 and Orange Foolius are now locked and loaded into my lexicon

James Cameron keeps giving douchebag hot takes on popular things because he isn’t making popular things and his sphincter is sore from it.

I just listened to the song and I can definitely hear the similarities, but acting like Glover stole anything is a bridge too far for me.

I had a slammer shaped like a circular saw. On one side was OJ Simpson behind bars, on the other side was a popped, deflated football.

Well the article didn’t lead me anywhere, because I went in actually listening to what she had to say, rather than what I thought she was saying.

Not bringing this out of the greys.

No, she says she doesn’t want to give too much credit to a game which does the bare minimum, which she admits to often doing.

I went and played I think five matches yesterday. I still don’t like it, but I’m happy that you do. I want the studio to do well.

I like some of the things they are doing with this. I like the idea of being able to respawn a teammate (incentivizes sticking together, staying in the match after you die) and I like the Overwatch style “heroes” that have unique playstyles or equipment.

Really took that opportunity to own the libs.

Honestly I only went back to Tekken because Marduk landed and I’m glad I did. I forgot how much fun I have with it.

DBZ I get bodied pretty hard (I’m trash at it) and I reaaaaaaally dislike the lobby system/team selection for online play

Ed Brubaker’s run on Captain America is what made me fall in love with the character. While I’ve appreciated other Cap stories and styles, his always stood well above the others for me (and I loved when Bucky took up the shield as well).

I so desperately hope that somehow she can pull out the win

I reaaaaally enjoy translating this chunk by chunk. The caucasity is strong in this statement and I think this is an awesome way to point it out. Great article

Yeah like... I’m actually REALLY salty about these final three reveals (They don’t bring the hype like K Rool, Ridley, Inkling or Simon... Not even close)

Taking the troll a little too personally when the roster contains over 70 OTHER fighters to choose from

I love that I have to hold a button to move at a reasonable speed, taking my thumb off the look stick. This is a horrible idea.